“after ­taking a vow against milk for its ­supposed aphrodisiac properties, he ­contracted hemorrhoids, so he said that it was only cow’s milk that he had ­forsworn, not goat’s.”

I dunno exactly why I find the above tidbit about Mohandas K. Gandhi amusing, but….I do.

(Then again, the entire process of “milking” any animal necessarily  involves some level of physical force.   (To paraphrase Trump: “Grab ’em by the udders!”)

Remember, folks: “NO, but” = YES, every bit as much as an outright “yes” answer.  The only difference is: if you say “no, but” — then you are a mealy-mouthed ass-hat.


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