“after taking a vow against milk for its supposed aphrodisiac properties, he contracted hemorrhoids, so he said that it was only cow’s milk that he had forsworn, not goat’s.”
I dunno exactly why I find the above tidbit about Mohandas K. Gandhi amusing, but….I do.
(Then again, the entire process of “milking” any animal necessarily involves some level of physical force. (To paraphrase Trump: “Grab ’em by the udders!”)
Remember, folks: “NO, but” = YES, every bit as much as an outright “yes” answer. The only difference is: if you say “no, but” — then you are a mealy-mouthed ass-hat.