My wife and I relocated to Florida in November 2010. At that point, I hadn’t really had any contact with Karl since some point during 2008 (because he had annoyed me).
I should have realized exactly how stupid Karl was back in 2008 – but I didn’t.
Here’s the problem:
Back then, I used to (occasionally) attempt to help him out with the storage units of E-scrap. At that point, he was already going on about how he should relocate to Texas/Arizona/North Carolina, wherever — any of the myriad of places where he could supposedly ‘walk into” any electronics/computer-related job, with no effort expended, whatsoever.
The thing he claimed was stopping him? How to sift/move the storage units full of scrap.
At minimum, this would have required the following (even back then):
- Systematically sort (and catalog) every item.
- Figure out how to pack the above items in such as way that they woudln’t be damaged/destroyed during the move. (Bubble wrap? Rubbermaid tubs?)
- Transport the entire collection (via how many truckloads?), to – wherever.
- Dump all of it into storage units in the new location.
Alternatively, his other “plan” consisted of leaving the “collection” in PA, while he relocated to wherever, after which he would continue paying for the storage units, until such time as he was able to get back to PA, to actually do steps 1-4, at some indeterminate point in the future.
Presumably, when he had accrued enough “vacation time”/funds.
Needless to say, this was an abysmally stupid idea (as is everything else Karl has ever devised).
Put bluntly, it is a foregone conclusion that karl would be unable to refrain from accumulating ANOTHER equivalent hoard of scrap at the new location – resulting in him being buried under another hoard.
Of course, this was also at a time when his vehicle was at least semi-functional (before he acquired the rickety shit-bucket of a jeep), and prior to his credit rating being irremediably fucked, due to the medical bills from the hernia surgery.
TL;DR: Karl was /is stupid, and is now irremediably fucked.
I used to try to help him “back in the day” -even when he treated me like garbage.
I will never make that mistake again.